Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more need I say........

11 Lessons In Life

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what
is more
painful is to love someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to
you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be
and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch
swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the
best
conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it,
but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it
arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to
like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime
to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth;
even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes
only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what
you
want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do
all the
things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you,
it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a
life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of
everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their
way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear.
When you
were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.

CHAMPU'S WORDS

BELOW MENTIONED ARE SOME OF MY EXPERIENCED WORDS(MY HABIT IS JUST TO WRITE, WRITE, WRITE AND WRITE WHATEVRE I FEEL LIKE)

SO LET ME START NOW(NOW HAVE WRITTEN SOME AND WILL UPDATE IT AS AND WHEN I WRITE),

ARE YOU READY,

READ THIS ON ONE CONDITION,

i.e. I WANT MY FEES BEFORE YOU START READING THIS, AND

MY FEES IS YOUR SMILE,

HMMMMMMMMM PAY MY FEES NOW,

THAT’S LIKE A GOOD BOY/GIRL.

SHALL I START NOW,

HERE ARE THOSE(SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WAIT)

0 1. DON’T THINK ABOUT YOUR SAD YESTERDAYS AND SPOIL YOUR SWEET TODAYS,

RATHER LEARN HOW TO BUILT YOUR SWEETER TOMORROWS FROM YOUR SWEETEST TODAYS.

0 2. FALSE RELATIONSHIP HAS AN EXPIRY DATE AS AL OTHER MAN MADE THINGS.

0 3. ONE HARSH WORD HAS THE ABILITY TO KILL THE PURE RELATIONSHIP.

0 4. YOUR TEAM WINS ONLY WHEN EACH INDIVIDUAL WORKS FOR TEAM ,

RATHER FOR THEMSELVES.

0 5. DO WHATEVER YOUR HEART SAYS, BECAUSE ITS YOUR HEART WHICH DIES WITH YOU.

0 6. IF ANY REALATION IS TRUE DIE TO LIVE IN THAT RELATION, ELSE JUST KILL THAT RELATION BEFORE THAT RELATION KILLS YOU.

0 7. RESPECT YOUR THOUGHTS, BECAUSE ITS ONLY YOU WHO CAN START GIVING RESPECT TO YOURSELF.

0 8. BEST WAY OF SOLVING ANY PROBLEM IS JUST ACCEPTING IT.

0 9. A TRUSTY ENEMY IS THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN A UNTRUSTY FRIEND.

1 10. EACH AND EVERY MISTAKE IS THE LESSON TO BE TAUGHT AND THE MORAL TO BE LEARNED TO FACE THE EXAM CALLED “LIFE”.

11. NEVER BEG FOR ANY RELATION, BECAUSE ANYTHING GAINED BY FORCE IS JUST “INVALID”.

THANKS FOR SPENDING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME IN READING MY WORDS,

THANKS TO ONE AND ALL.

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